GossSquatch Outdoor Adventures

Growing up, I spent most of my childhood in the Boy Scouts. I went from a Wolf Scout in 2nd grade all the way to Eagle Scout , eventually becoming an adult leader—because apparently once you know how to tie knots, you’re never allowed to leave. Camping was a huge part of my life, and I got pretty accustomed to sleeping in just about anything: tents, bunkhouses, chickees , and occasionally situations that probably shouldn’t be legally classified as “shelter.” I kept the tradition alive with my family, taking them to Mammoth Cave National Park , the Great Smoky Mountains , and various state parks. When my kids got older, we decided it was time to level up: we bought a new tent, loaded the car, and returned to the Smokies. That trip inspired me to think bigger. Much bigger. I wanted to go west. Like, “wagon trail but with air‑conditioning” west. On a limited budget and with little, long-distance-trip experience, I planned an ambitious and slightly chaotic adventure. Because reservations ...

Turkey Run State Park in southern Indiana is one of the Midwest’s most surprising hiking destinations. Hidden among the rolling fields are rugged slot canyons, steep ravines, and trails that could make even seasoned hikers say, “Wait… this is Indiana?” Don’t let the state’s flat reputation fool you — these trails have more ups and downs than my kids’ moods when they’re overdue for snacks. Safety First (Because I’m a dad and Legally Required to Say This) Before we jump into the fun, let’s talk safety — the part where I pretend, I’m giving a motivational speech but really just want everyone to come home with the same number of limbs they started with. Check the weather, especially upstream. Flash floods can happen fast — faster than my kids can ask “Are we there yet?” Review park alerts. Bring water, sturdy shoes, snacks, and layers. In winter, ice cleats are essential. Hiking on ice without them is basically auditioning for a cartoon slip‑and‑fall sequence. And of course, Leave No...